Strange Headlines

we've all seen them .. strange newspaper headlines ... things that make us go 'hmmmm' ... so i thought i'd start collecting a few and putting them in here ...

Wednesday, 17 September 2008 on stuff.co.nz

Broncos say toilet sex was consensual

can't say i've ever herd a toilet say no??

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8:09AM Sunday Oct 12, 2008 on nzherald.co.nz

Police conduct post-mortem after death

I've always found after death is the optimal time for performing post-mortems ... the little buggers squirm too much if you do it before death ...